A scholarship for Whitey only.
Amen. Preach it brothas.
Screw your race. Yeah, you heard me right. Now that we've got that out of the way, how about you communicate to me your value as a person. Even that's too specific; I don't want to rule out any being from any taxonomical group. Should my chia pet become sentient, I will respect his...its mind.
Next up: job openings for those with brown eyes, scholarships for those with polydactyly, and sponsored trips to the moon if you've got a unibrow! Bang, Zoom!