(Goods and Services [andyrut.com])
I wonder why retail stores bother asking if you found everything without difficulty. What are they going to do? Pull a midget from behind they counter and send him running off to immediately locate your hidden item while the rest of the line waits oh-so-patiently? Offer sincere condolences? If I can't find something, I'll either seek help long before I hit the checkout stand, or get fed up and plan to buy it somewhere else. I think I'll try out some new responses for fun though:
1) No. Your organizational scheme is utter crap.
2) No. Your selection sucks.
3) No. You're sold out of what I want, again. And your guy told me that you don't know when you're expecting a new shipment, but that it might (just might!) be sometime this week/month/century. Your ordering department blows. (and this is the complete truth about Best Buy...)
4) No. And nobody offered to help me either. Do you discriminate against bald guys?
5) No. Send your monkey after a copy of World of Warcraft for me right now. Send him! Oh, nevermind, I just remembered that it hasn't been released yet.
Hey, I AM that monkey at my work. If the line piles up it's your fault for not running top speed to the exact aisle with the product.
4) No. And nobody offered to help me either. Do you discriminate against bald guys?
I donno if they do, but I think this would be worthwhile to try out, if only for the amusement of the bald guys.