From desmond4@tiscali.dk Fri Jan 14 17:30:50 2005 Return-Path:Delivered-To: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Received: from XXXXXXXX (XXXXXXXXXX [XXXXXXXXXXXXXX]) by XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (Postfix) with ESMTP id XXXXXXXXXXXXX for ; Fri, 14 Jan 2005 17:30:50 -0600 (CST) Received: from smarthost1.tiscali.dk (smarthost1.tiscali.dk [62.79.79.25]) by XXXXXXXXXX (Postfix) with ESMTP id XXXXXXXXXXXXXX for ; Fri, 14 Jan 2005 17:30:49 -0600 (CST) Received: from cpmail.dk.tiscali.com (mail.tiscali.dk [212.54.64.159]) by smarthost1.tiscali.dk (8.13.1/8.13.1) with ESMTP id j0ENTqUQ044331; Sat, 15 Jan 2005 00:29:55 +0100 (CET) (envelope-from desmond4@tiscali.dk) Received: from [80.179.242.221] by cpmail.dk.tiscali.com with HTTP; Sat, 15 Jan 2005 00:29:53 +0100 Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2005 15:29:53 -0800 Message-ID: <41AC6AEF00024E73@cpfe0.be.tisc.dk> From: "Desmond Dube" Subject: Tsunami Relief Reply-To: dd4dube@yahoo.co.in To: bshane@dmainc.com MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="ISO-8859-15" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable X-Bogosity: No, tests=bogofilter, spamicity=0.826092, version=0.92.8 My dear friend, MY name is Mr Desmond Dube from South Africa. With deep sorrow,I am writing this message which I beleive you may honenstly comprehend and consider its contents emotionally then expedite action with dispatch. The recent disaster(Tsunami Tragedy),consequences of the earthquake which occurred on 26 December 2005, off the coast of Sumatra / Aceh Province, causing Tsunami waves which then broke at the shores of most of the countries off the Indian Ocean,where more than one hundred thousand people have lost their lives and many more have seen their homes utterly destroyed is indeed a sad news and great setback to humanity.Though I am presently facing a terrible ailment here on my side without any remedy as experts'diagnosis,I do share my sympathy here on my sick bed.In this urgly circumstance,I have decided to give out my total financial support to the concerned victim/countries. Hence my time on earth to die is now very short and certained, may I crave your indulgence to use your position and experience to claim the fund, Two Million, Six Hundred and Thirty-four Thousand dollars, which I have in my Bank Account, and send it to the body of 'United Nations or any body' that is responsible for the appropration of the various fund donations and supports from different sources across the world to the affected people/countries. I am counting on you to shouder this assistance base on your statue, in order to avoid misdirection of my financial support to the affected people/countries.If I should exploir the assistance of some Individuals and Organisations here in my country,the fund would be misdirected, instead they enriched themselves. I know without doubt that you as a person of high magnitude and dignity will not cheat or disappoint me in the appropration and direction of this my fund support to the Tsunami victims. I have once contacted my Bank on this matter but I was advised to come forwared in person to carry out the transaction by myselve due to some buearucrative procedures.When I explained my present condition to them, I was advised to sort for a Trusted Representative to come forward instead, hence your importance. If you could honestly represent me in the bank,claim the money without absconeding then send it to the Tsunami affected people through any of the outstanding body responsible for the Tsunami funds relief,I am giving you fifteen percent of the total amount and then send the balanced eighty-five percent as a reward for your honesty. In this circumstance, I want you to feed me back as soon as possible so that I can effect the support quickly, mostly now that the people of the affected countries are nursing the pain of their loses, and my condition is also getting worse everyday. However. I am anxiously waiting for your prompt response. Thanks and Godbless you. Mr Desmond Dube.
I just love his butchering of the English language.
Although I shouldn't laugh because he's in some urgly circumstances...perhaps I should exploir the possiblity of shoudering the responsibility on my statue.
at 17 January 2005 16:34 (-06:00)
Did you notice his tsunami happens in the future? :)