As seen on billboards around LNK:
LincolnExperts.com
"You've got questions, we've got ___________"
1) answers.
2) blank stares.
3) a stolen advertising phrase from a not-so-small consumer electronics company.
4) CowboyNeal. Leave the money in an unmarked briefcase. No cops.
5) Rich Uncle Pennybags
q) ???
%) profit!
Wow, so they ripped off Radio Shack's "blank stares" slogan? Those bastards...