Driving home on Interstate 80, I saw two in-transit Ford Explorer XLTs. What makes the picture better? One was towing the other (Oh how I need a new camera-phone or tiny digicam). Surely, the guy bought the pair with the intention of cannibalizing one to rebuild the other, but I couldn't help but say to myself:
"Redundant Array of Inexpensive...Explorers"
"Cold-spare Explorer" / "Shelf-spare explorer"
Of course, the explorer that was rusted through in many places was the one doing the towing.