Worst user manual translation ever. PDF, 555KB. I hope you're wearing your adult diapers, as the Engrish is top-notch, incontinence-inducing material.
Now accepting suggestions for retitling this post. Entries must be verbatim excerpts from the manual.
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I've got to go with TOTAL ELUCIDATION.
(center-right of manual's page 14)